Gross post....seriously.

I've got a neighbor who is up there in his years and lives his retired life across the street walking his dog Max and doing other retired-people things. Not the most computer savvy by any means, he found out I know a bit about computers and calls on me every once and again to install or maintain his computer that he bought a few months back. Sweet guy that he is, he returns the favour by buying me beer. Not just any beer mind you, but Guinness. That make it some expensive computer work, but apparently he has no qualms about it.

Which brings me to the gross part. I warn you now. If you don't want to know, don't read ahead. Just go google something else like perfume and rose petals.

I love my Guiness you see, but the Guinness doesn't quite love me back. It gives me quiet and deadly gas and makes certain wastes products smelllly and gross. I am not going into details, but I will mention that I usually have the urge to take a shower afterwards so as to feel totally clean again.

Speaking of Guinness by the way....**eyes shift in the general direction of the fridge**...

That's all for now, I've got some stuff to take care of in the fridge...Take care one and all !

Chris